richgaaaang:

don’t let tumblr make you believe that

- krusty krab is unfair

- mr krabs is in there

- standing at the concession

- plotting his oppression 

"Ok so why the fuck….."
Usually said by someone who is about to make a valid point while simultaneously asking you a rhetorical question (via wedusv)

figurants:

some people were born today. hello babies welcome to the earth. you missed a bunch of stuff while you were busy not existing. jbiebs did some things you would not believe

bootyscientist:

nice boobs and nice ass isn’t a requirement from my girl. like i ain’t gon turn down a shawty wit a perfect personality and a beautiful face cause she don’t got no body. body is icing on the cake but pound cake ain’t got no icing and i fuck wit that heavy. 

assvvipe:

summer lovin
had me a blast
summer lovin
dick in my ass

gwenlightened:

stayy0ungandwild:

midgeorgiabelle:

pondifying:

reasons to be a mermaid

  • no periods
  • no pants

And perfect hair

And you get to lure men into their death

And cute little fishy friends

sylvehun:

holy shit

bennybatch:

i literally choked on my popcorn in the movie theatre

bewbin:

 

masterpieceinchaos:

The Girl You Wish You Hadn’t Started a Conversation With at a Party

britneyjeanofficial:

teacher in the back trying to hold back her tears

britneyjeanofficial:

teacher in the back trying to hold back her tears


it’s so hard hiding the truth from your friends…

it’s so hard hiding the truth from your friends…

theghostofyourliess:

Men’s Rights Activists

theghostofyourliess:

Men’s Rights Activists

obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that